[Subtitles by danielsangeo]
Boy, I feel like an idiot.
I'm showing up with a gun
to an artillery fight.
That's like showing up with a rocket
launcher to a tactical warhead fight.
Of course, I didn't KNOW this
was going to be an artillery fight.
I don't even want to be here!
They can blow up the
damned... dam... for all I care.
I'm pretty sure this is
unconstitutional.
Even cops aren't allowed to mortar people.
Was there an emergency session
of Congress to vote on bombing me?
I guess I'll just rush them.
If I stagger my approach,
they should miss.
NO! I CHANGED MY MIND!
I DON'T WANNA DIE!
OH MY GOD! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
I FEEL SUFFICIENTLY MOTIVATED
TO LEAVE THIS PLACE!
I DON'T NEED YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT!
I SAID I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!
YOU HAVE NO FAITH IN PEOPLE!
BOMBS BAD BOMBS BAD BAD BOMBS BAD!
Okay! Suppressive fire in,
suppressive fire out!
Do the hokey-pokey and
that's what it's all about!
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS!
Boy... what's it take to get some
peace and quiet around here?
So... let's assess the situation.
I'm stuck on this damned tower.
What's in this damned room anyway?
Sounds like that did some damned thing.
So, how am I going to get out of here?
The soldiers blew up the damned bridge,
and that damned shark's
still in the dammed water.
Well, that's one less damned
problem to worry about.
But, how am I going to get up
these damned walls?
I don't see a damned ladder anywhere.
Why did those damned soldiers
blow that up, anyway?
I bet they're trying to cut
the damned power.
That means, all those scientists are going
to get stuck underground in the dark.
Well, that's their damned problem.
Okay, my options look pretty
damned limited this way.
I'll guess I'll just check out
what's around that bend.
Maybe there's a cruise ship
that'll serve me some drinks.
Hey! There's nothing there at all!
The water must be seeping in underground.
That doesn't help me at all!
I'm sick of this damned place!
I didn't kill that fish just so I could--
--just so I could take over its job!
There's some sort of valve down there.
Maybe I could flood the whole canyon.
That'll at least make me feel better.
I didn't really think I was going
to do anything like that again.
Okay, let's get down to business.
Does this guy have any money on him?
This guy doesn't have anything.
Well, don't expect any
fare for Charon from me.
If you're too cheap to keep even
fifty cents in your pocket
before throwing yourself off a dam.
Gotta save your money, right?
This stream better go somewhere.
If it doesn't, I'm going to
have to start an avalanche.
Okay, big giant wall with no steps.
Who do they think is going to break in?
They think someone's going to sneak in
with a bucket and steal their water?
I could fit into one of these pipes.
If there's a midget squatting here with
a knife then I'll just go in the other one.
Oh, what the hell?
They tricked me AGAIN!
Why have two runoff pipes if the circumference
is exactly the same as the source?
Although, I like how they
added lights here.
That's awfully considerate --and
wasteful-- of them.
I bet maybe someone comes
through here twice a year. If that.
But, then again, we have a dam.
May as well pimp the tunnels
with extra electricity.
[helicopter blades whirring, mortar fire]
Oh, no...
Oh, this is going to be a long day.
I'd say I need a surface-to-air missile,
but no one should NEED a
surface-to-air missile.
That should be firmly under
"Wants and Desires."